1 00:00:06,807 --> 00:00:09,810 Ever since bat breath got that signal 2 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:12,479 my lead time's been chopped in half. 3 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:15,048 Hurry, ladies, hurry! 4 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:18,252 That's it. Put your backs into it! 5 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:20,687 Careful! 6 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,056 That penguin's pure crystal. 7 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:27,161 What's that? 8 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,197 Oh, no. 9 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:31,799 The statue, Penguin. 10 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:33,333 Give it up. 11 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:37,805 Actually it would be more fun if he makes us take it from him. 12 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:46,313 Don't look so surprised. 13 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:47,714 You knew I'd be back. 14 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:51,018 I heard you got some backup, Batman 15 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:55,322 but no one told me it was your baby sister! 16 00:00:57,858 --> 00:00:59,793 Chop 'em into chum! 17 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,022 Whoa. 18 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:35,963 When do I get one? 19 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:39,733 Watch them. 20 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:48,809 You get to do all the fun stuff. 21 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:12,733 Alright. Keep the statue. 22 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:26,480 Batman. 23 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,019 Yes, he's alright. 24 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,022 It's just you and me, girls. 25 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,356 Huh? 26 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,561 No. 27 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,572 Master Bruce. 28 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:55,962 Alfred? 29 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,465 Ahh, you know my name. 30 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:02,903 Then it would seem that nasty bump has caused no memory loss. 31 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:04,871 What happened? 32 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:07,240 Virtually no memory loss. 33 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,343 I'm afraid that your latest nocturnal escapade 34 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,746 went somewhat awry, Master Bruce 35 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,115 but some bed rest shall do you good. 36 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:17,017 No. No can do, Alfred. 37 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:19,219 It'll be dark soon and, well, you know me. 38 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:21,088 I can't wait to tackle the night. 39 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:22,489 Ah, yes, yes. 40 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:25,225 The night which belongs to the Batman. 41 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,027 The Batman? 42 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,064 The night belongs to Bruce Wayne. 43 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:47,347 I'd know that look of yours anywhere, pop. 44 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:49,716 You're about to raise the roof on this place. 45 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:55,088 So, commissioner, this must be your lovely daughter. 46 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:56,289 Brucie! 47 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,891 Where have you been hiding? 48 00:05:58,492 --> 00:05:59,726 Got to run. 49 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,896 Bruce Wayne, he's the man. 50 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,132 I'll get us some punch, Barb. 51 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,236 Bruce Wayne is the man. 52 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,405 Muscles on his muscles 53 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:15,308 rich enough to finance all his gadgets... 54 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:19,780 ...and has a jaw I'd know anywhere. 55 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:23,650 Brucie, you are so totally the Batman. 56 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:27,487 Ladies and gentlemen, 57 00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:30,323 welcome to the Gotham Music Awards. 58 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:37,898 The next band soared to success with six gold records. 59 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:39,866 Give it up for... 60 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:42,469 "...Ozzy and the Cobblepots?" 61 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,676 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 62 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,448 Penguin. 63 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,050 Alright, Bruce. 64 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,386 Showtime. 65 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:06,126 You know, I prefer a captive audience! 66 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,368 Cash, gold, jewelry... 67 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:19,873 ...your money's all good here. 68 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:23,810 I hope the Batman shows. 69 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,445 So do I. 70 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:31,518 Don't tell me you're gonna change under here? 71 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:41,428 Let's not play hero, commissioner. 72 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:43,330 I'll leave that to the Batman. 73 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:47,133 Bat Guano won't be showing up tonight. 74 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:49,502 Or ever again. 75 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,571 Yeah, right. 76 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:54,641 - What? - That's right, Gordy. 77 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:57,611 I personally took care of him. 78 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:03,550 Hel... lo. 79 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,059 Well, well, well. 80 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:17,430 If it isn't my old pal, Bruce Wayne. 81 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:24,671 Forget that junk! 82 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:26,373 We've got Wayne, 83 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,575 the human piggy bank! 84 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:48,061 Okay, so maybe he's not the Batman. 85 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:00,774 Sorry, hon, duty calls. 86 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,209 Now, as soon as those doors open, what are you gonna do? 87 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,912 Go home, lock up and wait till I hear from you. 88 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,247 Good girl. 89 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:25,932 Penguin's ride had to leave a heat trail 90 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:29,436 and with a few items from Barbara Gordon's photography class. 91 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:33,606 Voila. 92 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:38,645 Huh? 93 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:49,322 Don't you just love Gotham Zoo at night? 94 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,057 No crowds. 95 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,427 Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. 96 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:55,662 Name your price, Penguin. 97 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:56,896 I'll cut you a check. 98 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:59,065 One with lots and lots of zeros. 99 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:02,669 Oh, that's very reasonable of you, Wayne. 100 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,548 How do I know this is good? 101 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,517 I need to see some I.D. 102 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:19,986 Maybe Wayne didn't have his costume handy 103 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,856 but he's got to bust out with some butt kick now. 104 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,891 So you'll let me go? 105 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:27,394 Ah, yeah, about that. 106 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,162 I lied! 107 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,268 Huh? 108 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,404 The Bat-brat! 109 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,010 ♪ Oh ladies ♪ 110 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,707 Hurry, Mr. Wayne. 111 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,276 Get yourself to... 112 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:19,946 ...safety. 113 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,650 I thought he was the Batman? 114 00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:30,457 Wayne's no loss, 115 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:33,093 not when I have the chance to exterminate 116 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:36,763 this town's bat population once and for all! 117 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:48,441 You just left behind the kid who saved you. 118 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,480 Bruce, you're a coward. 119 00:11:58,941 --> 00:12:00,343 Gotham police. 120 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,564 It's been two hours. 121 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,199 Shut it off. 122 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,209 Sir, I'm a bit perplexed 123 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,411 as to why you did not summon your other car. 124 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,580 And why did you not trounce that troll 125 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,849 when he crashed the event in the first place? 126 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,719 Because he's a homicidal troll, Alfred? 127 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:35,121 And how, I ask, is that different from the garbage 128 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,082 the Batman faces every night? 129 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:39,792 Well, unfortunately the Batman wasn't at the party, 130 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,227 so I couldn't ask him. 131 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,363 I mean, what was I supposed to do, 132 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,465 take Penguin out with my golf swing? 133 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,067 Oh, dear. 134 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,936 Your accident. 135 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:54,207 We must return to the mansion at once. 136 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,550 They say that seeing is believing, Master Bruce. 137 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,186 Whoa. 138 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,290 The Batcave. 139 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:19,199 How did all this get down here? 140 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:20,733 You built it, sir. 141 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,736 Well, that-that, that's ridiculous. 142 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:26,472 I'm wealthy. I run a successful company. I... 143 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,274 Why would I wanna go out at night... 144 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:29,676 ...dressed... 145 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,381 ...like a bat? 146 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,351 Because you have a need to save people. 147 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,955 No. No. Not me. 148 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,489 I'm not a hero. 149 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,458 I don't have that kind of courage. 150 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,827 Your courage seems to have gone missing 151 00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,963 with your memory of the Bat. 152 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,999 This just in. 153 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,126 Penguin here. 154 00:13:57,212 --> 00:14:01,307 With a warning to any future bats in training. 155 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:05,912 I started the week by getting rid of the Batman. 156 00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:11,651 And now I'm finishing it by doing the same to the Batgirl. 157 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:17,257 So tune in at the stroke of midnight for the final chapter of... 158 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,326 ...the beak meets the Bat! 159 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:37,944 Master Bruce, it's the clock at the Salty Bird Sardine company. 160 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,747 Sir, I do not know how else to put this. 161 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,149 The Batgirl is counting on you. 162 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:47,120 Perhaps it is time to regain your courage. 163 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:52,792 Perhaps it is time to channel your inner bat. 164 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,872 No. Sorry. 165 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,440 Not feelin' it. 166 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,177 Sir! 167 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,416 Jolly good reflexes. 168 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,986 Alfred, how did I... 169 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:24,524 Apparently your inner bat is just aching to fly out. 170 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,967 Hopefully this will be like riding a bicycle. 171 00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:42,141 Observe, my dear. 172 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,210 An ostrich egg. 173 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,380 Hard as bone. 174 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,461 Tie her up, ladies! 175 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:40,199 Inner bat, do your thing. 176 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:48,708 Batman? You're supposed to be pushin' up clams. 177 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,044 Well, if he's here to save Batgirl, 178 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,713 it's too late. 179 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,101 Whoa. 180 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,106 Uh-oh. 181 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,138 I'm guessing those weren't the smoke pellets. 182 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:31,544 Hurry, Batman. You're about to have three sidekicks. 183 00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:37,416 Yeah! What kind of hero are you anyway? 184 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,685 You're a coward. 185 00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:46,259 Regain your courage. 186 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:53,432 What kind of hero are you anyway? 187 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,457 Like riding a bicycle. 188 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,060 So that's what took you so long? 189 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,361 You rode your bike? 190 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,152 Oh, no. 191 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,304 Get this cuckoo to Arkham where he belongs. 192 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,479 At least you didn't turn out to be Bruce Wayne. 193 00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:16,282 Dude needs to invest in a serious spine. 194 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,452 I try not to judge. 195 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:24,624 Just tell me that one day I'll get to meet the man behind the Bat. 196 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,592 Who says I'm a man?